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Good morning, world. Welcome to the weekend, where it’s dark and cold and there’s probably a chance of snow. I’ve been up for a little bit; not too long, long enough to wonder what time it was but not long enough to make the effort to look at my phone. When I finally peeked at my phone, there was a mere 2 minutes before the alarm.

Shawshank left me unsupervised once more, working the closing shift last night. The first hour after he left, I washed my makeup brushes. They desperately needed it. I fired up the live stream and some music. People like hands. Like, they like them. I spent the rest of the afternoon spinning poi and playing with my leviwand. While I don’t usually go live with the wand, I think I spent about an hour with the poi before I ran out of drinks and decided I was finished. It was nearing dinner time by that point, so I made some leftover pizza. After I ate, I turned the music up to a questionable volume and smoked a bong in the bath.

Now beautifully high, I put on some clothes again and decided to load both TikTok and a game. I left the music on and played Hades. As I explained to people a few times during the stream, sometimes you just want to beat the snot out of something. While I haven’t finished it, I’m at a point where I have a solid grasp of mechanics. I’m not as surprised when I advance through each stage in the game. At times, I’m more surprised by how quickly I can finish stages.

Shawshank is working today. It will be his first Saturday, and a full shift, and I have a lot of things I want to do. I’ll edit and deal with the handful of pics I shot in the bath last night. I want to dye my hair this morning because I can’t be trusted to remember to do it later in the day. Most importantly, I’ve promised Shawshank burgers for dinner tonight.