Good morning, world. It’s time to wake up, drink the coffee, and do human adult things. I woke up sometime before 6am, as usual. Podrick was attacking shit in the bedroom, waking Shawshank. He moved on to living room destruction, which got us out of bed early.
We took Podrick to the vet to be checked out yesterday. It was an utter waste of time. Absolute waste. The vet was taking an emergency phone call when we arrived for Pod’s 9am appointment. An hour later, he came into the exam room, listened to me talk about everything he does (bullying Pippin, obsessively destroying things), listened to Pod’s heart, told us to get rid of him if he’s a problem, and went back to his call.
Fuck me for even trying.
With the vet appointment running late, we had less than an hour between appointments. I had (incorrectly) made the assumption I’d probably be going to appointment #2 and wouldn’t have time to do makeup beforehand, so I didn’t get “ready” for work. It turned out I wasn’t needed there. I could have put on makeup, but I didn’t want to waste half the early afternoon assuming a human form just to start my shift late. I took the night off. My attitude would have been incompatible with camming anyway.
Instead, I spent a couple of hours editing some promo stuff for the Fansly FYP. I also went through my phone and cleaned up some space. I’m slowly deleting my old smut as I find it in my phone. I’m pretty sure almost everything from before 2025 is gone. Google just switched up something in their “make space” function, displaying one video at a time instead of thumbnails of what it thinks I should delete. I deleted a lot more than I probably would have.
I smoked a bowl and played Saints Row: the Third for the rest of the night. I’ve been steadily buying up the cheapest properties in the city. Some help bankroll my upgrades, others to give me hiding spots. I’m having fun with some of the challenges. Sometimes you just want to cause chaos and shoot down helicopters while dressed like an emo Daisy Duke.
Shawshank has the weekend off. We’re going out today, since it’s shopping week, which means we’ll grab a big lunch. I expect we’ll just enjoy the night watching TV and playing games.
