Is it the weekend yet? No? Then fuck you, bring me another coffee and leave me alone. Just kidding, I love you. Read the postWant to Touch the Hiney
Manhattan Clam Chowder is not chowder and I will fight you over it. Read the postBring Me the Stressed One.
I’m not impressed with having to babysit a pharmacist for a second day, but at least the consulate is doing shit. Read the postFuckin’ Catalina Wine Mixer