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White Stuff, Blue Stuff
I was barely awake when I was chasing a puking cat out from under the bed, so I guess that's about as normal as I can ask for these days.
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but will we read them?
He's getting glasses and I'm getting lingerie and adult novelties.
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I could be a pretty girl in a pretty dress if I could get off the fucking couch.
GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH AND BE A FUCKING HUMAN.