smutgoblin

Hoes have been speaking in code since the dawn of hoeing, and it’s time the youngins learned the ancient tongue.

Good morning, world. It’s Friday Eve, and the day is looking…. ok. I mean, it’s only just started. The skies are a bit overcast, but it’s supposed to be warmer than yesterday. Pod came into bed around 5am for cuddles. This morning, I bring you a mini-rant: DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH School’s out, and every…

Good morning, world. It’s a new day. A Sunday. Podrick woke me up early with an attempt to get under the blankets with us. Unfortunately, his first attempt was ultra-successful, and he ended up under both the quilt and the weighted blanket. If he were bigger, I wouldn’t have worried too much, but he’s still…