Skyrim

Autocorrect keeps changing “terrarium” to “teratoma”, with horrifying results.

Join me, as I take you on a fantastic journey through my Saturday, which is every bit as drab as every other day. However, this post features an image of a glowing dude *and* a lizard wizard.

I’m not claiming to be a fucking genius, I just think the job title sucked. Also, I’m going to kill Nazeem and leave his body in the square as a warning.