shopping

Happy Wednesday. The day is barely started and the cats are already up in each other’s faces. I went to Walmart on my own yesterday. I wanted to buy bread and Brussels sprouts. The entry greeter looked at me in my patchwork genie pants, rainbow sandals, and army surplus jacket and said “oh my God,…

Mom: [grocery shopping at Walmart and getting at 20′ of eggs] Oh, they have eggs today! Me: Of course they do, it’s almost Easter. Mom: Well, they don’t have chicken wings. How can they be out of wings? Don’t they know people want wings? Me: Jesus didn’t die for your wing, Ma. Brian: [mumbled laughter]

Is this time for real? Is this whole thing done for now? Can I actually move out? Was the mold toxic? Will I get superpowers?