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Everyday is different but the nights they're all the same
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I’m awfully awake for a Monday

Good morning, my friends. We’ve all survived (presumably) yet another rotation of the planet. Good for you! Self-high-five! I am ridiculously close to finishing the wreath I’m working on. I totally would have finished it yesterday if I hadn’t taken a nap. The nap was longer than expected. I set an alarm so I could…

So I heard shrieking this morning while I was working out, and looked outside and saw a couple of little sparrows getting their freak on on my roof. And I was thinking “YOU GET THAT GOODGOOD LITTLE BIRDS!” Then the boy pushed her into the gutter.  

Mystery Appliances and Fucked Up Dreams

Strange things are afoot at the house with the pink door. We came home last night and found a large box on our deck. Almost simultaneously, we both said something like “I didn’t buy anything.” It’s a giant Keurig box, with an equally large Keurig machine inside. We open up the box, just in case…