Welcome to yet another Tuesday. The day dawned sunny, with clear, blue skies, and the morning air is filled with the sounds of the trash trucks. I woke up with my sleep mask around my neck, rendering it completely useless. However, there wasn’t much time before Shawshank’s alarm was scheduled to go off. I scrolled…
Hello, people. Happy Sunday. If you expelled a being from your vagina and it’s your thing, then happy Mother’s Day. The clouds and rain that contributed to me behaving like a completely cunty bitch over the last few days have finally blown out of the area. This morning is hella sunny. Chaucer has been enjoying…
Happy Humpday, world. Yesterday’s clear skies have been replaced by clouds today. I’ve been up for a little bit. I woke up a little earlier than I have been lately, but not so early that I was upset about it. My sleep mask had slipped down to my neck. I laid there pretty confused about…