Posted inDearly Deported Life in General
La de frickin da
Dear Diary, It's Saturday, and I'm bored. Mind you, I'm only bored because I'm avoiding doing chores. I called my mother and wished her a happy birthday, then gave in…
Posted inDearly Deported In My Head Life in General
Not Feeling Productive
Why are weekends so short? Why is the government so slow? Why do I have 3 fur capes? Why doesn't anyone want to buy my shit?Why can't I throw stuff out?
Posted inRandom
Just asking.
Let #selfcaresaturday begin. Now, is there enough rum and/or vodka to get me brave enough to shave my head?