Cue the panic

We're tentatively scheduled for a February 26th closing. I almost have an official leaving date.
Or not.

Or not.

Shawshank sent me an early birthday present, a trucker hat from TinyTown. I feel like when I wear my new trucker hat, I look like a hard-living 12 year old…

District manager: You know, we have locations in Florida, you could pick up shifts there when you leave this pharmacy! Me [out loud]: Thanks! I'll keep that in mind! In…