progressive

Like, why?

[19 Apr 2020|6:30pm]

This progressive insurance commercial… makes me ask questions I'm not sure I want answers for… does he eat or use gasoline? Does he use the restroom? pic.twitter.com/PbHLh6kAq8

— Sheila (@SeriouslySheila) April 19, 2020

Every question begets another question.