presents

My mother-in-law thinks I have superpowers. We went over for dinner a couple of weeks ago, and they’d put up their little tree. The presents were wrapped all nice and pleasingly arranged around and under it. She was so proud of what she came up with as a gift. When we arrived, I took one…

If you’re happy and you know it stay the fuck over there because I’m in no mood for that sort of bullshit today.

Good morning, my lovely friends. ☕ It seems like the worst of the weather is over. We needed a few things for dinner last night, and he dropped me off at the house and went to the store. I texted him telling him to go to the back of the house because I could barely…