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The Roomba just tried to eat my headphones

[26 Mar 2022|9:37am]

Let’s get through the weekend without having another quiet breakdown, shall we?

Tales from the Pharmacy: Brain Food

[23 Mar 2022|1:20pm]

Originally posted on March 23, 2007 Little boy looking at the vitamin shelves: Look Dad, this is fish oil! Dad: Yeah, that’s what it is. It’s good for your brain. Little boy: [long pause] Mayve we should get some for you.

wtf are you doing

[18 Mar 2022|9:43am]

Brown sugar doesn’t go on your corned beef and cabbage boiled dinner, and I will fucking fight you.