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Steak and lobster is NOT the summer’s hottest duo. I don’t know what is, but it’s not that.

[02 Jul 2022|9:26am]

If we apply the “in bed” rule this fortune, it takes a vaguely ominous tone. However, that could just be because I hear it in Darth Vader’s voice.

doing nothing but being nuts

[28 Jun 2022|9:14am]

For the love of god, find a coupon code and buy them and stop being a fucking crazy person.

i wish i was a beam of light

[26 Jun 2022|10:18am]

I refuse to sit here and be subjected to nonstop HGTV because I’ve seen this episode at least five times now and just because it’s on OWN doesn’t make not another HGTV marathon of fucking rehab bullshit.