Posted inDearly Deported Ranting Work
The Shitshow
Remember when I found a secret room in the house and threatened to build a hideout for myself and ignore the fact that I even exist? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Posted inLife in General
Thanks, Google
Scene: an upstairs bedroom, early morning light filtering in through a single window and falling on a figure in the bed; a small chair beneath the window serves as a…
Posted inIn My Head
Listen all y’all, it’s self sabotage
I think if I had to describe things as a game show, my little world right now would be something between The Price is Right and Whose Line is it…