Sometimes even shoplifters are more convincing than Will’s apology.
Originally posted on April 3, 2009 A crazy woman came into the store. “I’m on psych meds,” she said, after asking if she could speak to a doctor. “And I think they’re affecting my son.” I’ll let your brain try to wrap itself around that logic. Ready? Ok. “I think they’re doing something to his…
Originally posted on March 23, 2007 Little boy looking at the vitamin shelves: Look Dad, this is fish oil! Dad: Yeah, that’s what it is. It’s good for your brain. Little boy: [long pause] Mayve we should get some for you.