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Now remember, it’s full contact. There are three ways to win. One, You knock your opponent out. Two, the other guy quits, and shouts ‘Matte.’ It’s like saying ‘Uncle.’ Three, You throw the fucker right off the runway!

Oh look, it’s Mardi Gras, and I probably shouldn’t leave the house because people are fucking CRAZY, but I’m far enough removed from downtown it might not get to me.

Cats, earbuds, and a gallery full of questionable clothing choices.