Mal

It’s going to be hot and I could put on a bathing suit and spin poi in the backyard like a lunatic in my own personal rave. Maybe I’ll just get stoned and play Assassin’s Creed.

Mal: [meowing like mad from the beginning of the hallway] Brian: [to Mal] Are you a good boy? Did you poo? Did you poop in the box?

WTF is wrong with these cats?