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My Man Smells like Drakkar

[30 Aug 2020|10:48am]

Shawshank (voidifremoved.net)

Let me tell you, I’ve read this more than any mere mortal should. I basically used the series as a “reset” from harder reads like House of Leaves, Foucault’s Pendulum, etc. But then you can’t just read one of the books to reset – you have to read them all.

What can I say about Bella and Edward? Wayward lovers? Predator and prey? Stalker and stalkee? A Romeo and Juliet for the new generation? Dreck? Waste of paper? Yes, all of the above, I’m sure.

You know, I’m trying to come up with a good comment to make you go read Shawshank’s review of the Twilight Saga, but I just can’t. Just go read it. Consider it a palate cleanser after my whining.

Reread

[27 Aug 2020|9:45am]

I don’t want to be buried in a pet cemetery by

Shawshank (voidifremoved.net)

In an effort to prolong this glorious read, I labeled all the inserts and pulled them out of the book. Then, I did what I’ve been known for (in order to prolong House of Leaves, I re-read it 4 or 5 times before I finished it); I started Ship of Theseus all over again.

[17 Aug 2020|10:53pm]

FUCKING CATS JESUS CHRIST (ANYONE’S GHOST)

They are always crying and shit. I feed them five times a day and clean up their shit and sometimes they vomit. I don’t think there’s anything I touch more than the cat food in all it’s forms.

Yesterday, I had to physically turn one cat’s ass so that it was over the litterbox and HOLD HIM THERE so he wouldn’t shit on the kitchen floor AGAIN. The other one can’t have a meal without purging half of it like he’s 1990’s Kate Moss. I feel ya.