leviwand

Good morning, world. Happy Weekend. It’s Saturday, and it’s dark. There’s coffee. We have Dateline reruns on. Chaucer is in his spot, and in his mind, everything is right in the world. As expected, yesterday was exactly what I planned. I turned human, and I played with my toys. It was one of the days…

Even if I don’t want to.

I just saw another spicy creator on Twitter with a penguin decor addiction like my mom and nearly had a stroke until I realized she was not, in fact, my mother.