Posted inLife in General
Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade
Would it be too much to ask for some fucking sunshine?
Posted inLife in General
ACTUAL FUCKING SUNSHINE
Workouts need to be more frequent, pretzel chips need to be less frequent.
Posted inLife in General
The number of bear attacks is too damn high
The one where I don't buy the giant novelty joint, but I win a beauty pageant I didn't know I was part of