Knickknack

WTF is wrong with these cats?

You’re not getting fed again, you’re not starving. Look at you, you’re shaped like a filled up tick, you certainly don’t need food. So what’s the problem? Why are you like this? Why are you such a bitch? no one likes a cat who’s a bitch.Mom, “replying” to Knickknack’s regular growls and hisses

“What’s your problem? Why are you being an asshole? Stop being such an asshole. You’re a goddamn cat. What reasons do you even have to be an asshole about, eh? You’re supposed to be fuzzy and cute and NOT AN ASSHOLE.”Mom, yelling at Knickknack because she growled at me for the millionth time today