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Why is it that the weird cat is the only one who doesn’t think he’s King Shit?

So help me God, I will squirt that cat if he keeps up with this bullshit today.

Happy Wednesday. The day is barely started and the cats are already up in each other’s faces. I went to Walmart on my own yesterday. I wanted to buy bread and Brussels sprouts. The entry greeter looked at me in my patchwork genie pants, rainbow sandals, and army surplus jacket and said “oh my God,…