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I’m going to get dressed and put on makeup and then not do a single fucking thing today.

Feeling blue or insecure? Losing sight of what’s important? Still searching for the real “you”?In this self-help age of soul-searching, daily affirmations have been known to do the trick. But you probably shouldn’t try these.* I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. I assume full responsibility for…

Walmart ran out of vodka.