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The guy on Kelly and Ryan has an adorable unicorn plushy and I WANT IT. Someone get it for me.

That can’t be comfortable, but I fell asleep in a ball-shape at 2am yesterday so I can’t talk.

Good morning, world. Good morning, Monday. I’m feeling a bit weird this morning, and I hope I’m not coming down with something or gearing up for a day of bodily bullshit. At this point, I’m quite pleased that I got my weeks wrong and Chaucer’s appointment is next week. I don’t want to do much…