Posted inLife in General
improvised assault
I missed my chance to have a burger topped with a shitload of bacon yesterday.
Posted inCreativity Life in General
We don’t talk about the cat ears.
There's always some resting bitch face, but I swear I'm mostly friendly.
Posted inLife in General
Take off that ridiculous hat and pin. You’re not fucking Irish unless you were born there, Keith.
Yes, because all this is a totally normal life.