we do not breathily say “five….. golden….. rings…..” during the cum countdown
[29 Jun 2026|10:42am]
Good morning, world. The new week has begun. Podrick started with the bullshit hella early this morning. Bullshit, interspersed with cuddles. That’s pretty much a breakdown of the human experience in general, actually. Sunday wasn’t bad. Shawshank left for work in the morning, and I assumed a human form so I could stream in the…