Please clean up the crime scene
[20 Jun 2021|8:49am]
Let’s see if I can go a week without stuffing my face full of absolute shit.
Let’s see if I can go a week without stuffing my face full of absolute shit.
Once upon a time, a man dressed as a beekeeper stuck his thing so deep in my face it tickled my asshole.
Roasted sweet potatoes, Brussels sprouts, and sausage with feta and honey mustard I initially planned to have a slightly fancier/more special dinner since it’s Easter. Then I decided I had no reason to really consider it to be a holiday for me – no family, alone in the house – and said fuck it, I’m…