gifts

This is all the snuggle I will ever get, and I’m pretty sure Brian’s uncle ate 3.5 out of the 7 layers all on his own.

I just feel like Jeff Bezos absolutely has one of those Men In Black mind wipey things, so if he could just give me a bunch of cash and just Eternal Sunshine my shit, I might be ok.

Good morning, internet. It’s Friday. Cat in the lap, coffee in the cup. It’s also my damned birthday. My phone sang to me. No one has puked. Maybe the universe is sending some birthday goodness my way. I’m giving serious considering to spending the entire damned day high as balls. If I don’t do that,…