gifts

My mother-in-law thinks I have superpowers. We went over for dinner a couple of weeks ago, and they’d put up their little tree. The presents were wrapped all nice and pleasingly arranged around and under it. She was so proud of what she came up with as a gift. When we arrived, I took one…

Medical examiner testimony is the new soundtrack to all my best work.

It’s weather like this that makes me wonder how the woman who bought our house is making out this winter, and then I remember that I don’t fucking care.