genie pants

I’m saving my money and I’m super happy that’s a bargain

Remind me to write about the fucker who said I had “bingo arms”.

Happy Humpday, world. Yesterday’s clear skies have been replaced by clouds today. I’ve been up for a little bit. I woke up a little earlier than I have been lately, but not so early that I was upset about it. My sleep mask had slipped down to my neck. I laid there pretty confused about…