Happy Friday 🎉 We bought me a tamagotchi last weekend. Within an hour it was annoying me – they’re super needy in the first day or two – reminding me that I couldn’t handle taking care of another living being. Yesterday, it evolved into what we’re calling the Spermagotchi. Spermagotchi. It’s still miserable weather, due…
Happy Monday. Another weekend over. Aside from a morning workout, we spent yesterday on the couch. I had considered making some cookies from my new cookbook, but decided against it, in favor of doing art things. Another night of strange dreams, fed by watching too many crime dramas before bed. In these dreams, we were…
Welcome to Tuesday, I’ll be your hostess today. Could I interest you in any of our specials this morning? For starters, we’ve got a small plate offering of “Why won’t my nose stop running?”. Our drink special this morning is “Dear Car, please stop making noises”, and there’s definitely not enough alcohol in it. And…