Posted inLegal Matters Life in General
Real Chicken and Cake at Dinner
The one where she learns about what to smoke in jail, and what's considered necessities. Hint: it's not the big screen tv.
Posted inFitness In My Head
My Body is a Cage
CONTENT WARNING: this post includes a semi-NSFW photo of me, and discussion of eating disorders. You've been warned. I grew up an average weight. At the time, however, it didn't…
Posted inWork
Hanker for a Hunk o’ Cheese
Greetings and salutations, my lovely friends. I'm back with another installment of "Crystal, No One Cares About This Shit". Pull up a chair and refill your cups. I survived the…