Easter

Mom: [grocery shopping at Walmart and getting at 20′ of eggs] Oh, they have eggs today! Me: Of course they do, it’s almost Easter. Mom: Well, they don’t have chicken wings. How can they be out of wings? Don’t they know people want wings? Me: Jesus didn’t die for your wing, Ma. Brian: [mumbled laughter]

Roasted sweet potatoes, Brussels sprouts, and sausage with feta and honey mustard I initially planned to have a slightly fancier/more special dinner since it’s Easter. Then I decided I had no reason to really consider it to be a holiday for me – no family, alone in the house – and said fuck it, I’m…

Happy Sunday. All holidays have been cancelled. Sorry for the inconvenience.