deported

Why are weekends so short? Why is the government so slow? Why do I have 3 fur capes? Why doesn’t anyone want to buy my shit?Why can’t I throw stuff out?

Is it the weekend yet? No? Then fuck you, bring me another coffee and leave me alone. Just kidding, I love you.

I’m not impressed with having to babysit a pharmacist for a second day, but at least the consulate is doing shit.