Posted inDearly Deported In My Head Life in General Not Feeling Productive Why are weekends so short? Why is the government so slow? Why do I have 3 fur capes? Why doesn't anyone want to buy my shit?Why can't I throw stuff out? May 17, 2020No Comments
Posted inDearly Deported Work Want to Touch the Hiney Is it the weekend yet? No? Then fuck you, bring me another coffee and leave me alone. Just kidding, I love you. May 13, 2020No Comments
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