dance

The cats are sleeping, I do dumb shit, and I think the vacuum is trapped in the kitchen.

Do my balls hang low, do I spin them to and fro?

A year ago, my sister was married. Facebook has been doing a wonderful job of smearing it in my face for the last few days. It makes me really, really sad. First, I’m terribly jealous. She had the big family wedding, with a reception, and a DJ, and a pro photographer. Not only that, but…