Covid-19

I’m not wearing pants right now

[28 Apr 2020|1:45pm]

😷Quit breathing on me!🚫 on Twitter (Twitter)

“Apparently this was translated from German. I’m pretty fed-up with the dipshits who would prefer to be pantsless, in this scenario. #WearAMask”

I’m not wearing pants right now, but it’s barely afternoon and I’m drunk. So there’s that.

Friday Makes a Splash

[25 Apr 2020|12:32am]

Friday makes a splash like the foul turd it had to be: the judges’ scores on the dive are decent, except for the Russians, as usual.

It’s gonna happen.

[24 Apr 2020|10:18pm]

As much as I hate to say it. We are all wondering. Which state will be the first one with some idiot dying after injecting Lysol or hand sanitizer? Florida is my pick

— Tarpo (@Tarpo) April 24, 2020

Because people are stupid.