Corona

DayTech is out of work and on quarantine for 2 weeks because her husband tested positive for Covid-19. The fill-in pharmacist just had to be told 4 times to move his car because it was blocking the dumpster, because every time the manager told him to move it he’d just nod and say “it’s a…

My sleep sucked, it’s Monday, and I’m just not feeling it today.

I’m not wearing pants right now, but it’s barely afternoon and I’m drunk. So there’s that.