"What's your problem? Why are you being an asshole? Stop being such an asshole. You're a goddamn cat. What reasons do you even have to be an asshole about, eh? You're supposed to be fuzzy and cute and NOT AN ASSHOLE."

Mom, yelling at Knickknack because she growled at me for the millionth time today

NOT AN ASSHOLE
Nothing New

Nothing New

It's raining, and gray, and I should get dressed. No one has hurled this morning, but the day is still young.