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Interviews and Desperate Mews

[06 Apr 2022|8:38am]

I want to eat bad foods, and I want to sit around and do nothing.

I think it rhymes with “gristle”.

[16 Feb 2022|10:10am]

Stay tuned as we answer the age-old question of WHAT DO WE WANT TO BUY? and immediately regret purchasing something like a rainbow utili-kilt or $30 in meme stickers.

Chaotic Evil

[15 Feb 2022|10:31am]

My body says “we’re sort of awake”, but my brain is saying “I’ve already managed to fuck up a terrarium and I haven’t even had my coffee yet”.