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Long story short, my cat’s asshole was swollen shut.

I managed to sleep until roughly 5 am, when a cat puked in the hallway. I cleaned it up, cracked open a window, and listened to the rain. My coffee is valiantly trying to help me wake up. It’s not, as of yet, successful. There’s an Amazon order coming my way today. I ordered some…

There are good days, and bad days, and surely this will be one of them. However, the likelihood of it sucking is quite high, so here’s a turtle emoji 🐢, because it’s the best.