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It’s one of those mornings and I feel like I’m just a ball of nervous energy without an outlet and there’s so much in my head and heart and jesus christ why does everything have to *be*.

Random, useless gifs are kinda my thing, the Rodney Dangerfield is just a bonus.

I stepped on a slug the size of a chicken nugget. I was barefoot. It curled up under my big toe.