CAPABLE OF DOING BETTER
[30 Aug 2020|5:40pm]
Yes, that’s my actual report card.
<geek> chicky · blog </geek>
You're the shit and I'm knee-deep in it
Yes, that’s my actual report card.
Shawshank (voidifremoved.net)Let me tell you, I’ve read this more than any mere mortal should. I basically used the series as a “reset” from harder reads like House of Leaves, Foucault’s Pendulum, etc. But then you can’t just read one of the books to reset – you have to read them all.
What can I say about Bella and Edward? Wayward lovers? Predator and prey? Stalker and stalkee? A Romeo and Juliet for the new generation? Dreck? Waste of paper? Yes, all of the above, I’m sure.
You know, I’m trying to come up with a good comment to make you go read Shawshank’s review of the Twilight Saga, but I just can’t. Just go read it. Consider it a palate cleanser after my whining.
When you start the day off badly, it’s pretty fucking difficult to make it any better.