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Sunshine, holidays, and JESUS CHRIST WTF, Chaucer, don’t eat the dead fly.

[03 Nov 2021|9:35am]

The cats are investigating every item removed from Mom’s suitcases like they’re smelling them and thinking OMG THIS IS RHODE ISLAND SMELLS.

[02 Nov 2021|9:37am]

I keep forgetting it’s Tuesday because Brian skipped work yesterday and now everything’s mentally borked.

[01 Nov 2021|8:45am]

I passed out candy from my front yard rave and stole half the Starburst for midnight snacks, and I regret nothing.