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Originally posted March 19, 2009 For your reading enjoyment, here’s an actual conversation I had with a patient yesterday. Me: Do you have any questions on your prescription today?Patient: Are these drugs? I don’t like taking drugs. It’s a wonder I don’t hop the counter and smack people with their meds.

Respect the polygon, there’s shit in jars, a rodent on a pole, and we’re not even going to talk about the frog.

Brown sugar doesn’t go on your corned beef and cabbage boiled dinner, and I will fucking fight you.