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[31 May 2022|9:40am]
I need you to know that I saw two squirrels fucking in the yard and I’m pretty sure a lot of it wasn’t consensual, but who am I to question the sex lives of backyard animals, am I right?
I need you to know that I saw two squirrels fucking in the yard and I’m pretty sure a lot of it wasn’t consensual, but who am I to question the sex lives of backyard animals, am I right?
Will I go outside? Will I do nothing? Tune in tomorrow and see how boring I can be.
It’s a boring day, and I’ll take it.