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you’ll blow your fingers off

[04 Jul 2022|9:08am]

Can I go outside today? Just for a couple of hours? Preferably in the daylight hours?

I am not a writer.

[03 Jul 2022|9:30am]

This is why drugs are bad, mmkay?

Steak and lobster is NOT the summer’s hottest duo. I don’t know what is, but it’s not that.

[02 Jul 2022|9:26am]

If we apply the “in bed” rule this fortune, it takes a vaguely ominous tone. However, that could just be because I hear it in Darth Vader’s voice.