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If you got a reputation for being a performer who was ok with smoking a cigar or covering herself in cooking oil for $4.99/min, you could make some ok money.

The sun is up, the cats are fed, and I spent some time reading up on just wtf a dick rating is.

Well, I’m back. Whatever it is that causes these spells never lasts more than a day, thankfully. Unfortunately, I still don’t know exactly what causes this bullshit. I was up really early, and Shawshank found me curled up on the couch when he woke up. I didn’t wake up sick, but I didn’t feel right.…